sms for kafa friends

Dosti me choti-choti baton se shikva na karne.
Gila tab karna jab hum dosti tor denge.
Kyun key aisa tabhi hoga.
Jab hum yeh duniya hi chor den gey.

SMS FOR EID

Eid mubrk my all friends.

Kia Karen in pyary - pyary  doston ka jo.

Dheery dheery ,

Humy bhula rhy hain,

Kbhi kiya karty thy ,

Dhero Msg ,

Aj EK EK paisa apny eid k suit k liye bacha rhy haun:- p

Advance eid mubrk.

Jsb larka ko larki k num mil jata hai phir wo usa kisa dosti karta hain

1. 1.       Jab wo larki ho ya  larka hai tu jab larki call pick karti hai aur kehti hai. Hello g app kon? Larka kehta hai app mujhe sy dosti karo gi larki kahay nahe tu larka kehta hai agar app ne dosti nahe kit u main khud kushi kar lo gy. Phir uss number sy call naha karta.
2. 2.       Jab larki kehti hai. App kon app ne mera number kahan sy leya hai. Wo larka kehta hai Allah ne deya hai.
3. 3.       Larka larki sy kehta hai app mujhe sy dosti kar lo main app ko etc.

·         Roze card doun ga.

·         App ko khus rakho ga.

·         App job hi bolo gi main app ko doo ga.

·         App ko gift doun ga.

·         App ko study main help karon ga.

·         App ko assigenment karon ga.

·         Mujhe sub paper k pata hai.

·         Main apko paper b batio gy.

·         Main paper check karta ho.

·         Agar tum ne mujhe sa dosti na kit u main tum main exam main fail kar do gy.

·         Aur assigenment main mark b ni lagy gy.

Larka dosti k bad larki ko kasey milne k bolta hay

Jab larki dosti kar leti hay  tu  larka uss sy baton baton main us ski bhot si us Ki  information le leta hai etc.Ghar k kitne member ho, Kya karti ho, khan rehti ho, father Kya Karta  hay etc. Jab larka us   larki say  Milne  key  Katha hay tu larki Milne say mane kar  deti hay. Pair woo  larki say  phly to kehta hai main app ko dekh na chalta hon sirf aik bar. Main app ko shopping karoun ga pls sirf aik bar mil lo etc. Jab larki mana karti hai tu larka phir larka apne aokar main aa jata hai. Wo kehta hai agar tum na I tu main.

1. Tumhara number net per de doun ga.
2. Tumharay saray msg meray pass save hain.
3. Tumhari voice video meray pass hain main wo bhi net per de doun ga.
4. Tum ne jo pic mujhe mms sebd ki hai wo bhi net per de doun ga.
5. Agar tunm na I tu main tumhary ghar aa jaou ga tumhary saray msg tumhary ghar walon ko dekh doun ga.
6. Agar tum na milne I tu main khud khushi kar lo ga.
7. Agar tum mujhe sa kafa ho gi tu phir main ghar chor kar chal jao gy phir kabhi wapics main ghar nai ao gy.
8. Agar mera  ghar sa tum main call ya msg I tu pls un ko mera na batio na.

NOTE:-Larki ko is ski batoun main nahe aana chaye. Agar wo is ski baton main aa jay aur uss sy milne chale jay tu phir larki ko koi nahe bacha sakta.

 

Larka larki k number kasey aur kahan sy leta hay

Larkay k pass baout sy tarekay hotay hain Larki sy dosti karne k ja kal zaida tar larka larki sy mobile per dosti karta hain. aj main ap ko batio gi k larka aik larki ka number kasay aur kahan kahan sy lata hai.

1. Larka jab net per chatting karta hai to wo larki sy methi methi batay karta hai. Aur larki sy app app kar k baat karta hai. Phir kehta hai mujhe kam sy jana hai app apna number dy do main app sy mobile per baat karoon ga agar larki number na dy to larka apna number dy deta hai. Ta k larki us sy contact karay.
2. Larka apni sister ya cnz ka mobile ly kar us k mobile sy us ki friends ka number ly leta hai, phir larki ko call karta hai.
3. Kuch larkiya khud apne bhia aur cnz ko apni friends k number deri hai tak uss ko tang kar sakay aur agar karki ko apne kisi friend sy budla lena ho to wo aisa karti hai.
4. Kuch larkay tu apne mobile sy wrong number per msg ya call karty hai phir agar larki ho to uss sy baat start kar detay hai. Aur kehtay hain app ki awaz bhot achi hai.
5. Koch larky larki ka number buy karty hay mostly apne friend’s say larki k number 100 rupees k laity hay.
6. Kuch larkay apne mobile sy u-dosti ka pakage karwa latay hain aur wahan sy larti sy baat kartay hai phir us larki sy uss ka number ly latay hai.

Note: agr kisi larkay k pass app (larki, female) ka number chala geya hai ya uss ne kahine sy app ka number la leya hai tu jab wo app ko call karay tu first app us ski call na pick na karo. Agr app ko koi msg karay tu uss ka reply na karo.

I LOVE PAKISTAN!

I Love Pakistanies !

"when shampoo bottle gets empty, they pour water in it, shake it &use it for another bath.

for them a toothpaste isn't over till fully flattened &start rolling it up from the bottom.

Their fine crockery is used only during guests visit.

Worry about gold prices w/o any intention of buying it.

Beat Tv remote  to make it work but don't change the battery cells.

use old T-Shirt as night wear & when it gets older, then use it as a Pocha"
Kon kehta ha Pakistan mein gham hain,
Khushyan nahi !!!!!!!

1. Light aane ki kushi.
2. Bazar main shopping k baad zinda ghar wapics aane ki khushi.
3. Bus nain seat milne ki khushi.
4. Taweel arse baad double sawari khulne ki khushi.
5. Namaz parhne k baad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi.
6. Bus se utarne k baad apne mobile ko apne jaib main dekhne ki khushi.

Itni khushyan hone k bawajod log nashukry hain, think...........................................................

Why people joke to Pakistan,

Such a pity on us.

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Bhot khubsurt ho tum
pr us se b khubsurt hy
andaz tumhra
Log kehty hay chand ka
tukra ho tum
hum kehty hay tumhra
bs
baqi mazaq kal karain gy.

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Mere pyare or
Aziz dosto, bhaiyo, or
Buzurgo

ASSALAM O ALAIKUM

Pehle salam ka jawab de
Den phir aagy parhen

Main apka ziada waqt nhi
longa

Main koi manjan ya hazmy
ka chooran bechne nhi aya

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda
lene aya hun
or
na hi 15 rupees wali english
ki kitab hai mere pas

or na 5 k 15 rang-barange
ghubary hain

or na hi kisi jalsy ki dawat
deni hai

bus ye puchhna tha
.
,
,
mobile to theek hai na,
sms nai aatay ap k.???

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% % GHAZAL % %
Ek bar suno kuch aisa hua
wo mujhe mila
me usko mila
izhar hua
iqrar hua
wo dost bna
me yar hua
use ishq bohat
mujhe pyar bohat
hm 2no me takrar bohat
phr kuch yun hua
WO CHORH GAYA
MAIN TOOT GYA
PHR KUCH YUN MILE
WO TANHA THA
ME AKELA THA
BS HUM DO THE
OR KOI NA THA
WO RONE LAGA
ME BEBAS RAHA
NA PYAR NA HI IZHAR RAHA
BS FARQ sirf itna sa raha
wo mitti k upar rota
raha
main mitti k andar sota
raha
ek bar suno kuch aisa HUA.

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3 simple tios to play safe
in the game of life.

1. Don't promise when u r happy.
2. Don't reply when u r angry.
3. Don't decide when u r sad.

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"=Dil aur Naseeb k milne
kaitefaaq kuch aisa hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
" =k Dil ko pasand hamesha
wohi ataa hay jo Naseeb
mein nahi hota ...................................................