Sunday, 24 November 2013

I LOVE PAKISTAN!

I Love Pakistanies !

"when shampoo bottle gets empty, they pour water in it, shake it &use it for another bath.

for them a toothpaste isn't over till fully flattened &start rolling it up from the bottom.

Their fine crockery is used only during guests visit.

Worry about gold prices w/o any intention of buying it.

Beat Tv remote  to make it work but don't change the battery cells.

use old T-Shirt as night wear & when it gets older, then use it as a Pocha"
Kon kehta ha Pakistan mein gham hain,
Khushyan nahi !!!!!!!
  1. Light aane ki kushi.
  2. Bazar main shopping k baad zinda ghar wapics aane ki khushi.
  3. Bus nain seat milne ki khushi.
  4. Taweel arse baad double sawari khulne ki khushi.
  5. Namaz parhne k baad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi.
  6. Bus se utarne k baad apne mobile ko apne jaib main dekhne ki khushi.

Itni khushyan hone k bawajod log nashukry hain, think...........................................................
Why people joke to Pakistan,
Such a pity on us.

SMS

Bhot khubsurt ho tum
pr us se b khubsurt hy
andaz tumhra
Log kehty hay chand ka
tukra ho tum
hum kehty hay tumhra
bs
baqi mazaq kal karain gy.

SMS

Mere pyare or
Aziz dosto, bhaiyo, or
Buzurgo

ASSALAM O ALAIKUM

Pehle salam ka jawab de
Den phir aagy parhen

Main apka ziada waqt nhi
longa

Main koi manjan ya hazmy
ka chooran bechne nhi aya

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda
lene aya hun
or
na hi 15 rupees wali english
ki kitab hai mere pas

or na 5 k 15 rang-barange
ghubary hain

or na hi kisi jalsy ki dawat
deni hai

bus ye puchhna tha
.
,
,
mobile to theek hai na,
sms nai aatay ap k.???

SMS

% % GHAZAL % %
Ek bar suno kuch aisa hua
wo mujhe mila
me usko mila
izhar hua
iqrar hua
wo dost bna
me yar hua
use ishq bohat
mujhe pyar bohat
hm 2no me takrar bohat
phr kuch yun hua
WO CHORH GAYA
MAIN TOOT GYA
PHR KUCH YUN MILE
WO TANHA THA
ME AKELA THA
BS HUM DO THE
OR KOI NA THA
WO RONE LAGA
ME BEBAS RAHA
NA PYAR NA HI IZHAR RAHA
BS FARQ sirf itna sa raha
wo mitti k upar rota
raha
main mitti k andar sota
raha
ek bar suno kuch aisa HUA.

SMS

3 simple tios to play safe
in the game of life.

  1. Don't promise when u r happy.
  2. Don't reply when u r angry.
  3. Don't decide when u r sad.

SMS

"=Dil aur Naseeb k milne
kaitefaaq kuch aisa hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
" =k Dil ko pasand hamesha
wohi ataa hay jo Naseeb
mein nahi hota ...................................................

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Aiou code fa urdu 363 old paper autumn 2012 semester

salam friends ap ya paper urdu code 363 ki is say tyari kar lo aur assiment say ap inshllaha acha num say pass ho jao gy 100 % is say paper aya gy aur phly 5 unit yad kar lo